Closing Closers
On a call?
Let's close it.
Live help for salespeople. Tell us what's happening on your call and get your next move in seconds.
On a sales call right now?
Tell us what's happening. Six taps and we'll give you your next move.
How it works
- 1. Tap what's happening on your call.
- 2. Get your next move, plus the plays being run on you.
- 3. Train daily against The Closer, an AI that runs every classic close until you can spot them in your sleep.
Meet The Closer
Your sparring partner. It pitches you something absurd (a single grape, a timeshare on the moon) and runs every classic close on you. Spot the move. Hold your ground. Get sharper.
The Takeaway
"Honestly? This might not be for you."
The Assumptive
"So, blue ink or black?"
Urgency
"I can only hold this price till I hang up."
The Ben Franklin
"Let's list the pros and cons. Together."
The Puppy Dog
"Just take it home. See how it feels."
The Silence
"…"
$1/mo
Watch a sample round
THE CLOSER · AI
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Game film
Real sales calls, broken down move by move. First episodes drop soon.
Objections
Is The Closer a real person?
No. It's an AI, and it says so whenever you ask.
Will this make me money?
No promises, none. It's practice and it's entertainment. If you get sharper at handling a pitch, that's on you.
What does $1 get me?
Up to 40 rounds a day against The Closer, a new pitch every round, and a running tally of how often you held the line.
How do I cancel?
One tap inside the Dojo. No phone call, no retention speech. (Ironic, we know.)
Refunds?
Within 30 days, one tap, full refund, no questions.
Are the game-film calls real?
Yes. Everyone on them hears up front that the call is recorded and may be published. Names, numbers and companies are bleeped or blurred.